The American
government,
{in
studying 
the migratory 
habits} {of
birds}, bands
them
{with
a metal strip} inscribed:
/
 "Notify Fish
& Wild Life Service,
{Washington, D.C.)"  / The
bands
 used to read,
"Washington Biological Survey,"
abbreviated
{to
"Wash. 
 Biol. Surv."} / 
The
inscription was
changed {to the present one}shortly 
 [after a farmer
shot
a
crow
and
disgustedly
wrote
the U.S. 
 government:]
/  "Dear Sirs
(Direct Address Note
#1): I shot
 one {of your
pet crows}the other day
(NuA) and followed
the
 
instructions
attached {to
it} and surved
it. /
It was
turrible.
/ You
 
should stop trying
to fool the
people
{with things} {like that}."
/ 
  
  Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
 Compiled by Jacob M. Braude.
 Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.122. 
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