the high seas. The one pirate looked to be in pretty bad shape:

he had a wooden leg, a hook on his right hand, and a patch on 

his left eye.

     "You look like you've been having a rough time. What 

happened?" asked the first pirate.

     "Well," the pirate answered, "my leg got crushed when a 

load of cargo shifted, and I had to get a wooden leg. My hand

got caught in the chain as the anchor was being dropped, and

the day after I got my hook, a fly landed on my nose.".