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Humorous Definitions
Exercise # 3

1. A handkerchief is cold storage.

2. A myth is a  female moth.

3. A raisin is a grape with a sunburn.

4. Tomorrow is one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

5. Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out.

6. A skeleton is a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

7. A yawn is an honest opinion openly expressed.

8. Inflation is cutting money in half without damaging the paper.